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holy crap i cant even

This headless woman's armpit is trying to eat the ground and it is fabulous.

Sassy gay man deserves to eat his hunk of cheese.

Octopus points out the obvious to an egg that doesn't even care about coloring inside the lines.

Pussy ass bitch is too incontinent to draw what he was requested to draw. I suggest giraffes having a pancake breakfast.

Mouse ate half of a delicious cake and experiences some symptoms of hyperglycemia.

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Platypus is sad to be stuck in the depths of outer space.

The movie ends right as the antagonist removes his/her mask, and the identity is never revealed. What a bum ending.

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I can't describe this because I am just in complete awe... I'm sorry. Draw a tiny pig sitting on a flower.

Tennis-themed can of soup is full of ball-a-bilities.

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The person drawing did not want to draw Batman with diarrhea exploding from his butt hole through his shorts, but s/he did...

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The Lone Ranger is about to kill a critic for finding The Lone Ranger script to be dissatisfying.

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