A giant penis launches a slightly less giant but nonetheless formidable strawberry in a sweet arc, crushing a tiny, oblivous man.

Ghost hamburger.

A painter obsessed with kissy red lips.

A faceless man growls at a larger, happy man speaking some kind of unknown language and clutching an upside down turkey in his right hand.

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What do you mean "no refunds"!? Look at it!

A man with poor personal hygiene verbally expresses his appreciation of a very intellectual book.

A vial of grey liquid surrounded by pink, red and yellow borders.

Fido Dido's ghost.

Someone stop that panda!

Blue cloud pitches baseball for red cloud hitter.

Two rainbows look on as a third falls completely apart.

A brunette cries for the children of Liberia, who have no sandboxes to play in.

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