Where all them box turtles at??

The Great Cactus watching over his subjects

Viva La Vida, Cactus

The Persistence of Cactus

the sweetest snek boi

Sir, I think your fingernails are exploding

what I see whenever I close my eyes

that poor pickle is gonna dry out! Save em, cherry!

*intense sweating, pats forehead with a napkin* stress

Happy Cactus celebrating the sacrifice of his brethren