From Tale of Despereaux, do ThreadMaster x Despereaux

Teddy Bear Sex. Is this beastility? The world may never know.

From Tale of Despereaux, do ThreadMaster x Despereaux

You're fat.

That's impossible. Lies. Anime fans aren't sane.

A tree getting "excited" to a girl

From Tale of Despereaux, do ThreadMaster x Despereaux

From Tale of Despereaux, do ThreadMaster x Despereaux

From Tale of Despereaux, do ThreadMaster x Despereaux

Hat...? Maybe. Or you misspelled Flower. A common typo.

Retard

Bitch. Stufu