The Wonderful Wizard of PUMP!

One-armed zombie with a dangling eye, singing "The Smurfs" theme song, or possibly "Deck the Halls."

The world is covered with idiots.

Mike Dawson reclining with lilacs.

"Shit-eating-grin"

A two headed dragon, with one head enjoying a hand rolled cigarette and suffering from an unfortunately severe case of conjunctivitis.

Rorschach questions the nature of the universe.

Stick man is sorry, and has no legs.

Motivational RED Soldier, who thinks you're sweet.

Pretty decent TARDIS given that the artist is unfamiliar with Dr. Who.

Guy in a brown suit with a blue sombrero and cape and a red bowtie dancing

Grannie in a fancy hat tries to get some tongue.