what has this man seen

reminding someone that it is time to stop

Texas traffic laws

a shoe full of snot

actually it's male and female, not male and girl

magical girl with blond hair, blue eyes, a fluffy pink dress and a big white bow

I meant to say I love you 5 ever (that means he loves her morethan 4ever)

it's sans

Soviet angrily tends to the butt cheek broccoli

youuuuuu c:

why have you shown me this DIRTY BOOK

boobs return from the underworld with a vengance