Obese American baby needs a jug of milk as big as itself

A man hangs out with the Cool Spot and a yellow dog

It's the word "Man" with an arrow pointing upwards

A clown with an eye patch fires his bow and arrow at some black people

Man buys a 5 cent PlayStation console for 1 dollar

Big boss holds a snake in his mouth and he's on fire or something

It's loss but all the characters are replaced by snakes

A funny prankster tries to prank people on his favorite online messageboard (and his hat is out)

Fat Japanese boy talks about his waifu as he transforms into a planet

An anime guy with crazy hair and wings and belts everywhere holds a giant sword and smiles villanously

Daily dose appears in the form of a female wario

White people aren't allowed to exist because it's 2016