Doodle or Die

The Joker makes spiritual mistakes.

The zoo's most popular attraction is the ReDead exhibit.

The golf ball regretted putting spaghetti on its head.

If you want your table to remain upright, make sure to keep it away from the Jorts Werewolf.

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The mountains bend to no one.

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The smith a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands. And the muscles of his brawny arms, Are strong as iron bands.

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The dragon has no pretense of compassion, no false mask of civilization—just hunger, heat, and need.

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You're in luck. I brought enough to share.

Spidey's limbs cannot withstand the most fearsome weapon known to our species, the tittystick.

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A warcaller merely brings the herd together. After that, the meat-hunger is all the encouragement they need.

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The bane of countless shattered weapons, each a failure to slay her.

Mercy walks into an English classroom and writes a blatant lie on the chalkboard, and also she's pregnant.

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