A boot made of fecal matter is about to kick a few lonely blades of grass

Mickey Mouse chastity propaganda

Sassy soft-drink addict ( who is also an apple) makes fun of a person who is crouching on the floor in agony

New Chain

A new hope for Napoleon!

New Chain

Your worst nightmare is visiting you in the dentist's waiting room.

New Chain

a traumatic childhood memory

either a christmas tree, or a puddle of green puke with colourful little smarties.

James Doaks quoting his standard catchphrase.

Screaming guy with giant head

"You had one job!" (Ghetto version)

Cyclop holding a giant TV remote

A creepy kitty with yellow eyes, staring deep into your soul. Hypnotic words are written around her.

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