And on the 9th day, god said "let there be disco earth." And it was. And it was groovy.

It is 1976 and I'm going to see a 3-D movie.

Falcor suddenly realizes that he is carrying Atreyu, only doing it wrong.

An ant named Horse Cum urinates.

I answer in the negatory, chap.

A tender embrace

Brains leaking out of a hole in a blonde's head

Shrink-wrapped meat

Angry baby claims that Pat is a wuss

Batman grows weary of his day job, picking tomatoes like a common laborer.

Batwang

"What time is it," thought the cat.