Princess chick from the mario games gets cursed by the evil turtle thing

grey moose

Harry Potter themed pick up lines

Happy anime green haired girl finds four leaf clover; joyous times for all.

ANGRY MAN YELLS AT PUDDLES OF COLORS. It's not the puddles' fault, man.

don't yell at the poor kid

Cutesy Japanese crap (literal crap, as in feces)

man kills blue horse with sword

Abraham Lincoln frees the pizza slaves

Nerf gun creates mass genocide