The Planeteers go on a bender.

Lonely night in front of the computer.

Osama Bin Laden waits anxiously for his frozen peas to cook.

One of the members of Run DMC not taking any guff from a kidney bean.

Driving a motorboat.

Doodle or Die

An old man suffering the humiliation of yet another birthday; a harsh reminder that the cold icy grip of death that is getting ever closer.

New Chain

Captain Hook playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Half a mountain range, with a giant boulder at one end. With two branchless trees and a poorly dug shallow grave.

Seriously, who knew that pumpkins hatched from eggs?

The horribly inbred and arguably deranged horse that is an abomination to god vomits Hungry Hungry Hippo marbles into the ukelele.

Bumblebeenosehappy.

Doodle or Die

The same ventriloquist lion looks longingly at the diminutive fox.

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