A mentally-ill girl verbally narrates her life as she discovers the dangers of quantum physics.

It was then that I realized the burglar was a homosexual.

The man could not understand the mass of red material strewn before him. The intensity of his confusion caused him to cry.

"Mom, my socks are eating me again."

He was always teased as a child because of his condition. The other children were not used to a boy with an oversized pencil for a head.

A sly gentleman fires his tri-barrelled revolver at his twin brother, who has inexplicably glued his hat to his torso.

The world as seen through the eyes of a mentally-challenged horse.

A dapper man swings on a pool noodle while assaulting a boy dressed as a sock with a half-eaten Pop Tart.

A mentally-challenged cat is convinced that it is a Japanese schoolgirl.