These balls are so firm and symmetrical.

By the power or Grayskull!

Emo vampire insults Carl's choice of music. Because fuck Carl.

Electric lizard tongue

I'm a doctor. Ain't nobody got time for your problems.

Turtle saves the planet by sucker punching a meteor.

My girlfriend spent all of my money while shopping, so I had to get a loan from the mafia. Being in debt made me angry so I murdered my GF.

self conscious feminist

BLOCK MAN ANGRY NOW!!!!

ghost perplexed by a strange doll.

cowboy heartkiller