Spiderman is drowning
A blushing fluffy haired vampire with candy corn fangs who is under the impression that he is a pastey (<- those things that cover nipples)
A baby fish with a dummy in its mouth
A girl asks you to take her present-if you must
I'm starting too many new chains.
Alien become a US citizen
Two cheese sticks quarreling
Every hand is a winner when your cards are dealt by a woman with a perfect pair.
Two babies shitting into each each other's diapers
Bunny being arrested for dropping his infant child
Disinterested Toad
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