A red salamander with a pink hair bow is in love with a green and purple dinosaur with a maroon tie. The background is blue.

Invisible Pink Unicorn's blue twin.

A blond-haired blue-eyed man tells you to "Have Damon Albarr."

Nananananananananananana, BATMAN. (Poor batman, he hates that noise.)

A fat man rejects water.

A purple tentacle-beast with a dead orange Furby and a green spiked lizard with a dead blue Furby.

A man with an orange penis pisses on blue modern art.

A pink tooth surrounded by modern art.

Ditto is in the shape of a box.

An angry carrot goes on a killing spree in Nebraska.

A man with abs, but no legs is trying to flirt. He's not very attractive, so I doubt anyone would respond to him.

Aliens.