FFXII?

This just in, Duckman Drake has killed Duckman Dave. What the fuck?

A long haired thing, dreams of an Ostrich

A woman discovers the power to move shoes and fashion accessories with her mind.

A modern hipster vampire embraces the new style of fashionable facial hair.

Swedish Master race laughs at the filthy Americans who dare come to land of the strong, pure and Aryan viking man.

Gabe Newel discovers the wonders of the clarinet.

Wii GABEN THE GAME, STARRING GABEN AS GABEN, WRITTEN BY GABEN, PRODUCED BY GABEN, CO-STARRING GABEN, DIRECTED BY GABEN.

A sad lonely purple snail with a yellow shell of despair, please donate to PETA so we may save these snails.

A man is decapitated by the pizza man using only the edge of a pizza box because that man was naked.

This just in lades and gentlemen, a giant French "le" has attacked the WWE stadium in New York!

Hitlerchu leads das Pokemann sto peace via Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer und Ein Trainer!