Homestuck Butman says a swearword

Several ponies stare at you and judge you.

an artist paints a blood cloud while eating bacon and wearing his best fez

The Slender Orange.

COURAGE

You keep telling yourself that, four.

Somebody is jealous of a certain breed of dog.

The Letter B Does Not Come After The Number 2

HOT BOOK

Perhaps a potato?

a mouse craps his own legs out of string cheese.

large-breasted cupacabra count: 0