Perfect

I may be naked, starving and floating on a log miles from land, but I'm ok with this.

I don't even know. Just draw a monkey hoarding bananas.

We'll put it on the fridge, that way we'll see it every day.

Looks like an unlicensed reproduction of a copyright character to me.

The Casuals are coming!

If you watch a bully, and don't stop them, then you too are a bully. Thus the moon is a bully.

Fun Fact: You can banish half of a demon.

Those chinese letters look pretty fake. I'm starting to doubt your ghostly credentials.

A pretty accurate self portrait.

How is it pedalling?

Your mom's phone sex line is really memorable.