Ethan is an eager fellow. He's a college freshman and today is his first day

Peeing with the force of niagara falls

Sailor moon

A man with teeth sticking out of his mouth holding a bowl of noodles that has no sauce, and he's angry because the sauce is hiding

a painting of a man with dreads offering an alien creature an ice cream cone

A lizard hiding behind a bush next to a lake because he is scared

Walt from Breaking Bad having a tea party with Hitler

A dragon eating a king outside a castle

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a creepy 45 year old guy who thinks he's hip helping get an old lady's cat out of a tree

two hot dog weenies still wrapped up

an angry kid with curly hair and glasses, with a white and green striped shirt about to beat you up