I bravely salute ALL the passengers of Mrs Frizzle's bus, except wimpy Carlos, for sacrificing their lives in the war on halloween terror

ME: my carrot can never be reattached to my happy meal box. BREAKFAST HEAD: yes it can. just use glue like i do. dumbass.

its that old standby, google. i have a feeling that i am the only person on earth who has this classic website as my home page

*throws head in trash* i shant be needing this any further *newest tweets not getting Favstar status* WEll, fuck i guess i di dneed that

in my "Metaphorical" opinion, life is a banana boss, that constantly throws us poor little monkeys down the stairs

Fact: in the very first Power Rangers script, Jason transformed into the Red Ranger by covering himself in Rita Repulsa's menstrual blood.

A fight between two Team Fortress 2 characters

dendord 100% pure lameass

"Blazed high weed stoned marijuana smoke baked blazing pot smoking toke blunt ripped bong drunk joint bud ganja fucked up 420." -SpongeBob

Oh boy! I can't wait to find out what genitals I have! *looks down* Awwwww, rats. I have a car :(

dear the illuminati: stop with the evil or i'll paint myself green, fly above you and drop eight seperate streams of my own piss at 50 PSI

Why is this earthworm so pissed off?