nerd pickup lines

nick jr face is having a bad day

"i dont know how to use a garden hose"

a torch that doesnt give off any light in the dark

a self portrait

the cat in the frat

a dog is vomiting a rainbow onto earth

a blue truck is about to hit a pineapple with a dollar sign on it. also there is a brown snake with blue dots.

SKIFREE YETI

purple planet with a moon in space. the moon has a footprint on it.

pudding hat witch needs a new wand

a pumpkin didnt ask for some rad shades