the stupid fucking purple thing from mcdonalds is holding like two keys on the end of each finger

Looks like a slice of brown bacon flying somewhere. Weird.

Stupid sexy lead singer for a metal band does a striptease to happy asians.

Donkey Kongs face is a bit ajar. He says "hmm" while looking at his own footprint.

Kirby Adam Jensen.

Psycho Mantis, but he's in the shower. How lewd!

Blonde Meryl from MGS in clown makeup falls in love with a floating shadow hanging from strings

Frog jacking off and trying to aim and hit people. He's a good shot.

It's Donkey Kong playing bass guitar. He's not too bad at it, I guess.

Dude shouts "Kawaii?" loudly. Draw a dog.

wizard with banana arms

Satan loves balloons. Fact.