Jesus trying to say "Portuguese" before he dies.

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A skeleton accuses a fat guy of being fat, who says "at least I ain't dead!" This, in turn, upsets the skeleton.

A penguin shanks Satan.

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Hey guys! Remember shark tits?

THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND

A man has successfully turned his arm into a hole.

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THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

Green man demands sex!

Doodle or Die

A nerd saying that mario is old.

Dog in a doghouse!

Snail thinking about a pink skittle

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