Homer Simpson has a horrible nosebleed.

Counting very cleverly drawn sheep.

...It looks like an elderly ninja turtle in a scene from Fiddler on the Roof... But it can't possibly be that because that's ridiculous.

This disturbing cheetah is laughing quite vivaciously.

Snakeeeeeee(cat), a snaaaaaaaake(cat), aaooooo it's a snaaaaaake... cat...

There is a thin white smiley face amidst an otherwise black background.

This van suggests there's free candy inside, but we can venture a guess that it contains no candy.

The number one is confused as to whether or not he can drop down.

A confused half-whale/half-lizard watches his microwave, waiting for the butter to finish in disdain because of his lack of limbs.

Jesus is upset with Kermit the Frog, and thus punishes him with a staff.

Toad is holding in that hit pretty well.

Very well drawn rage-face is a male. or female. i don't remember which sign is what.