A dove lands on the head of a man who has just been shot on the battlefield
He leapt from the tower, realizing that death is the only repentance for making the American populace so overweight.
Angry yellow Skittles with conical hats are saying threatening things to peaceful African liquorice men, who have a pet lion and a hut.
The test was so difficult it made his brain explode
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a pepper plays the songs of old on a banjo, and sings of the great Obama, who also spoke of a pepper playing a banjo!
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A wizard unwittingly gives a caterpillar the ability to be a great gymnast.
A blob of lava from Texas
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chicken that posses lighting powers attacks KFC old guy
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