stinky pizza man looking into mirror and not liking what he sees :(
A machine with a bag of water, a slice of cheese, and a cup labeled IV.
A dead man who's final action was crapping himself
Santa the buzzsaw.
Barrack Obama if he were a medieval dragon
yeah, YOU GO OUT THAT DOOR, POOP-SLUG, and learn to not make fun of my retardedly long arm EVER AGAIN!
an alien who find it difficult to decide whether woman or man
A spork is confused about his parents.
Siamese twins in a desert.
dat walkman,nigga
bomberman plays basketball
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