Elfs like the color yellow.

Ugly people holding hands.

I don't even...a dog with a red face and a bow?

Look at this spider. He only has 3 legs. That's why he's so sad. Spiders are supposed to have 8 legs. Silly spider. You are useless.

The joys of Manhood.

A snowman

I DRIVE HALF A FUCKING CAR WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

Airplanes flying at my head sure russels my jimmies, batman!

GABEN.

I CAN DRAW A TRIANGLE LOOK At MY SKILLS.

Bitches are bitches. and fat ones at that.

Other planets are awful, awful, bullies and pluto is the shit, and should be a planet. Venus doen't give any fucks, and Earth is a bitch.