In the future, gnomes will have manufactured LSD blankets to be used on smiling coma patients. And doctors look like Katamari Damacy.

That pterodactyl is getting away with the lemonade!

Sonic the Hedgehog's and Satan's illegitimate child.

New Chain

An alternate universe.

New Chain

An ironic carrot.

New Chain

Yoda bursting out of a shark!

Legless man clearly in pain, but gritting his teeth. Also, shooting a gun with blacked out sunglasses on. Badass.

I DORT :O

John lennen, nice to meet you! I don't mean to be rude, but you seem awfully thin and are missing some digits and a nose....

Duckface, cursed enemy of The Wall of Facebook. But sooth! A champion cometh in the form of a blessed camera! What shath happen next?!

Penis powered motor... ew?

Devilishly handsome pirate with one eye-patch and an anime haircut grinning at the viewer. He knows what you're thinking ;)

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