Basquiarse
a dropped pie at the truckstop
Hamburglar stealing the alphabet, one letter at a time
Hooked-claw crabominable abdomenal cray-cray crayfish
cigar instead of nipples
Mick Jagger looking at a cannon
A greedy capitalist gets the guillotine
INT. Cave - Unknown time - A mysterious creature (unsure if 4 legs or 2 arms + 2 legs), offers its long and thin tongue as a perch for a fly
Dr Phil coming to terms with the fact that he has transformed into a sap green M'n'M
Fruit jousting - interpret it how you like
Bad potato on a slide
Sporty Spice is having a bad day
The mole exclaims its innocence