At bottom of the Aztec Pyramid, a Gorilla insists that the Mayan Chief should be put inside the boiling cauldron for his mid-day snack.

"NO CAN DO" says Spiderman, assuring you that he is afraid of water.

2 bears in front of their cave find a lone human baby. One bear grows a conscience and refuses to eat the baby, frustrating the other bear.

Felix the Cat you really shouldn't be standing on Sharks, you know.

ID Software made a new version of the Portal Gun (with 3 portals!) 1 to Hitler, 1 to a man sitting in a rose, and 1 to a girl flying a kite

A Gorilla is very content to be the owner of a new pair of sparkling red stilettos.

Fat neck-bearded hipster wearing green tights is at the Jousting arena and proudly announcing that he wore these pants before they were cool

"My lord! In order to prevent trespassers, we've outfitted the castle walls to launch projectile rainbow vomit on anyone who dares to climb"

I feel so confident knowing that this ginger man with a very deep voice is never gonna give me up.

First thing I did when I got my new iPad was draw a moose sticking it's tongue out at me.

The Admiral requested his engineers install rainbow colored laser cannons on the stern of his ship.

John Lennon