Albino Pinnochio shocked.

A Cow with arthritis being sucked up by sharknado while the apocalypse is going on.

The Grave of Lucifer, while taking place during the Dust Bowl.

A toaster trying to show a dyslexic piece of toast the instruction manual.

Albert Einstein eating a peanut butter sandwich with Thomas Edison as they simultaneously get an idea.

Sun-Worshipers howling "all hail the all mighty sun!"

An obese man shoveling twinkies into his mouth while hailing a cab.

A guy yelling obscenities at a rainbow.

An albino Pig rolling in the blood of the fallen.

A pile of Play-Doh logging into his Dell computer to look at images of nudie Play-Doh. ;)

Lucifer being set free from the 9th dimension of H-E Double Hockey Sticks while a Magician impales a shirtless man with a sword and laughs

A Cactus sings showtunes to a happy potato