Polyphemus

A giraffe with leprosy. Or maybe a leopard with Giraffrosy

Life Pro Tip: If you're the Loch Ness Monster, don't boil aliens in a cauldron. That's seriously uncool.

What if squirrels hatched from cocoons like butterflies?

Ms. Pacman

A graveyard at midnight...here lies bitch tits, probably the fairest maiden of them all

A dorito has come to life, and wants to fulfill it's dream of becoming a spaceship. Or maybe this is just a close up of a cat's face

Bathroom stall graffiti

A really well drawn yeti putting the star on a christmas tree

Anorexic girl isn't interested

Dude at the beach wants your lunch money...and your number

African-Italian man confronts a ghost in a red dress