SHOE-MAN WILL COME TO EARTH TO LEARN OF HUMAN "LOVE". THEN SUERIOR SHOE_MAN WILL DESTROY EARTH

A yellow armchair confronts his purpose, and decides that he wants to be useful to society

Ms. Pickle

Pac-man has been transformed into a horse/human hybrid. A sad child watches him through the bars at the zoo

Have you ever felt yourself slowly losing motivation? Like, you're in the middle of describing a picture, but then..,whatever. Chappie

Cactus

A mountain wearing boxing gloves, one red one yellow

Is your cat too loud? Try new Kitten Mittons! (May also give you crazy wiggly arms)

Sittin' on a hot-dog

Squat too hard, and you might shit out the entire planet earth

Is it the subway-shitter again?

Happy Breasts