Damn cacti cucumber mafioso threats.

Young girl thinking about a beautiful butt.

The turtle reallhy enjoys the snow. Or is it cocaine? The turtle is probably enjoying cocaine.

A banana just came, which felt nice and all. But then why is he feeling so dead and empty inside?

Cartoon bear has bees around his mouth.

MY EYES

Aaaaaaaah, chain smokers! I get it! Hahahaha!

Mr pink ballsack is getting old I see! Still rocking those red boots though, good for him.

A beautiful drawing of Arnold Schwarznegger honoring Pavarotti by becoming him.

This just in: Lady Gaga has taken her stage shows TOO FAR when she arrives to the venue on an a-bomb named "Jesus Bomb".

A waiter writes a bong with a HUGE order for only ONE person.

Guy is afraid of fire that devours people.