A fat man with bad hair tries to attract a potential mating partner. A perfect example of natural selection eliminating undesirable traits.

Chuckie Finster shows off his swollen, bruised house while firing shots into the air.

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Rest in peace, Eduard Kihl.

An angel looks into a tear in the fabric of space and time. In it he sees the aftermath of a murder. This makes him tear up in pure joy.

A pony with a jetpack. Her hair is too long, I expect to see it burnt to a crisp sooner or later.

A giant worm crawls out of a manhole. Also, it's such a beautiful day.

Looks like some secret code. I don't like the looks of it.

What could possibly be God manifests itself into the form of a Quaker's disembodied head, while it watches a child sleep.

Eric Cartman warns Kyle Broflovski of the dangers of acknowledging his weight problem. Also, Eric informs Kyle that he is a "fuckin' Jew".

A stylish grape sporting an afro and shades. Undoubtedly the most handsome grape I've seen in a while.

An apple with a plan. To kill the president. With a shotgun.

A 'Skip this' brand bar of soap. It is a nice, blue color.

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