why does this always happen to me

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very important shoe surgery taking place in a dim hospital room. the doctor is moving the shoe's brain to the brain box

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literally me

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guy is happy that his machines are the best killers

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a huge ass waffle comes to life and starts destroying the city by shooting lasers out of it's eyes

a heart that has big purple eyes and big red lips. also wearing a clip on it's right

a mushroom in a box of candy?

giant stands next to peach car

patrick star asking if his hand is an instrument

that guy from the peanut brand

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george Washington...?? getting a blow job?? oh..oh my god

dave strider coming over to fuck mr egbert

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