Bemonocled Phallus Rumpleston discusses nonsensical verbosity of Lacan.

Sleeping douchebag proudly loves upside down dogs.

A cat tries to impress the ladies. He is French. A WWII injury left him with an abnormally long front leg.

Violent unibrow.

Draw your impression of the jackass that thinks drawing penises is the pinnacle of internet comedy.

Towel folding competition.

Delusional apple hallucinates that she's surrounded by worms.

Which is worse: no God, or no toilet paper?

Naked bear is pissed off at kids giving him sub-par candy on Halloween.

Illiterate drag queen eats perfume.

Man is hurled through the air for insulting the king's prized ice cream collection.

A ghost is inconsolably sad as she looks in the mirror and realizes she has fucked up asymmetric eyes.