Um. Orange pants leaking blood and a panda skull?

A T rex with a top hat is crying on his porch because a discoball metero is heading towards him.

Captain Kurk?

Micky Mouse Steam Boat willie

A car's tires explode while it's in the air

Kyle Hyde

A turtle hit a guy in the eye while playing baseball. The turtle is wearing a baseball cap. He says he's sorry.

Someone is high and is wearing a white shirt that says SHIT

i think its raining

Oh man, it's probably a Metal Gear reference but I have no idea who that is, so I'm just going to say a pirate with a beanie and an eyepatch

An awesome face with a pink mohawk.

Oh man, it looks familiar but I'm not sure. It looks like a mountain dew can seen from above spliced with a pepsi can. I don't know.