He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and begins to spin through the stars. he is free

It's a green turtle that has 5 legs.

a meteorite is about to hit a building that is on fire, as a question mark stands on the sidelines and looks on questioningly

pink poo

Hipster guy thinks that talking is too mainstream.

Santa has been changed into a duck! What will happen to Christmas now??

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!