It's the shoop da whoop face minus the lazer. :U

Hm. I don't, either!

Two garden hoses having polite conversation. :D

Nice drawing! :D Looks like a classy venemoth. :3

There's a yellow guy with pink swimshorts on a two legged blob of paint. Or maybe it's a derpy walrus. *shrug*

An orange cat with a yellow mustache is meowing!

A nicely drawn shish cabob! Though, it's all meat. :D

Dear shit fuck has died today, let me piss on his grave.

A baby is formed by putting a baby in a microwave.

The monopoly guy (Uncle pennybags?) holding a cutlass (small) knife with the number 560 on his right. (5 is red, 6 is blue, 0 is green).

Hey, those are some nice stick figures. A bald male stick figures is flirting with a blonde stick figure (who has no boobs).

I think you stuck your pokemon in the transmogrifier for too long...