A women a the flee market looking a at fresh ass for sale.

A discusted gnome with a mushroom hat watching a dead tiki head barfing green stuff he huffed.

Doodle or Die

A yellow G eating green spiked germs.

Doodle or Die

A man with brow hair and a white shirt can't decide between two identical oranges. -Vlamia

2 muscular pigs arm wrestling on a table and realize that they know each other and that they are both named john.

Google map search for:Fatest women on earth and the only result was your mom.

A piece of smilling poop in the street.

a stick msn high-fiving and orange fish with yellow fins and googley eyes.

A small light in the pitch black darkness

Some girl throwing red(probably blood) stuff at a bleeding man.

Mustard chef

Some guy that has a bit of vomit on his mouth.

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