A U-boat stealthily cruising under the sea.

Shifting shadows? Mysterious bumps in the night? Your kids shadowed by creepy effeminate whites? Looks like signs of.. THE GAAAAAY AGENDA

Doodle or Die

Luigi watches uneasily as Mario casually pisses into a bush where, unknown to him, Peach hides. She ogles Mario's D as he sings Italian pop.

Roight! The first liberty of England, laid here henceforth by the Magna Carta, is the right to PARTAY. BUSTS OUT THE KEGGERS M8.

It's the Pokemon airliner! Surprisingly but unsurprisingly at least two of these actually exist in real life. Kinda neat huh?

GHOST BUTTSTERS

Uncle Phil's ghost rises from his grave lookin' for the Fresh Prince's blood. A purple vortex rises over the sky as the Prince looks on.

Agent Harry Yakov is in disguise as "Hat-soo-nie my-cho" to infiltrate a notorious weeaboo cult! But will he survive the Neo-Nippon bots!?

A mysterious image that refuses to load.

Scooby-doo is scared 'cus Shaggy seems to be having a seizure.

A bird tries to make sweet, sweet butt-love to a man who clearly does not want to have some butt-love.

A turtle-ladybug-centipede hybrid lets out a mighty cry to assure dominance over its fellow hybrids!

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