Blond vampire with bloody fangs.

Test paper with an A+ mark flaunts his pride over the test paper with a mark of F-

Underwater banana farts.

Yes, even pigs do drugs...

It sucks when the boat you're sailing in gets impaled by a long pointy wave.

When knitting goes wrong.

Carrots shouldn't get high.

All I want for christmas is a brown Hankey.

Batman. Brains.

Do not be deceived by the magical rainbow. It will cutchu

Upon seeing the jug of apple juice, the tree then understood the circle of life.

He tossed the lemon onto the counter, realizing too late that it was going to land in a huge mess of ketchup.