This man refuses to have a heart attack

No fuck you Eridan. I ain't pailing with yo nasty ass

A cello is violently assaulting a man

A pink p rubbing affectionately against a backwards three

Nugget in a biscuit

First rule of Mr. Popo's training

Walter the Watermelon rolls down a hill into oncoming traffic

A man happily goes down with his ship.

Your mother has crabs. Extreme jerk death crabs. All she has to fight them off with is a lighter

A nose dreams of one day playing baseball

White Jules from Pulp Fiction accidentally cut his fingers off

A Hostile Chicken with a bad case of Agoraphobia