Doodle or Die

Corrupt policeman tortures a man into drawing a red bird.

The magic purple hut turns woman into man. (no refunds)

Obese warlord hangs two people as two of his slaves are forced to vomit in each other's mouths for his sexual enjoyment.

Batman robbing superman at gunpoint, who almost pisses his pants in surprise

Angry bald man has a sudden realisation he got ripped off earlier, and exclaims "SON OF BITCH"

Spider has been run over by Arnold Schwarzenegger

Heinsenberg potato shoots a pretzel.

Green man runs in the woods away from evil yellow eyes of doom.

Mr. Hankey from south park carrying a blue top hat

Pervy stairs checks out hot model's upskirt as she climbs him.

Sonic gets in an accident and so becomes fat and useless.

Solemn giraffe attends the funeral of homeless bum.

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