luigi thinks about a disfigured key.

a small woodland creature threatens to "back hand" a confused duck

a small man with a large head rolls about in a substance that I will call "chocolate ice cream" surrounded by birds.

A school girlish doodle of her sweetheart's name "ace" surrounded by hearts probably etched onto her pencilcase with lovestruck hands.

NO! said the emo, This heart is mine.

literally shooting fish in a barrel.

someone realizing. THEY CRY SKITTLES

It says dickachu and it's an electric penis. come on people, we can do better than that

A man falling over due to the size and composure of his limbs, whilst falling he screams "swag" as his 2nd knee bends.

omfg no

Manwel soon realized that the surgeon had made a terrible mistake. He'd wished to be a manta ray, not this blasphemy! sharks and tits no mix

the almighty eagle with a sick wu-tang clan tatt,