LOL sucking coats is such a normal thing for a heterosexual male to do right guys? Right? Guys?

Joseph Stalin named TIME magazine's person of the year

Lonely man realizes his only present is his house in a box

Someone is enthusiastic about (the) physics (of sex)

"well, I guess Suyan was right," the spider said, humorously

Puerto Rico becomes a state

JIM HALPERt'S ADORABLE EYES

daahth vayduh picks up sum frute with the force

a king does the math while a spaceship whizzes by