SO THE OTHER DAY I GOT DROP KICKED BY TRIPLE H

a large watermelon with a face stares at a man who's clenching his teeth furiously.

Pacman is confronted about his dangerous spinach habits

And so I says to her, I says, Since when did johnny ever use a tommy gun to get business done? and he says, since last week, see?

A TREE, EXCEPT WITH RED BARK, LIKE, WHAT

oh shit, what's that pokemon, the one that looks like a cross between a blazikin and a fuckin pikachu? yeah they drew tnat

an alien is featured in an ipod commercial

a msn prays towards a bookcase filled with alien technology

An old lady uses a digital camera for the first time, and thinks the lense is a viewfinder.She takes a photo of herself during her confusion

pacman eats a propeller beanie while a bag of sugar cubes mourns the loss of their stillborn child

...and there I was, up to my knees in blood! That's the last time I ever watch a movie in 3D!

man in suit thinks about mustachio'd pinto beans next to a jar full of gummy candy