Calliope. Also a dog.

Spanking a goose like a cheap prostitute

Man tries to give Mexican guys car a good dicking right in the exhaust pipe.

Gold mines in an imaginary place called Nigera. Not Nigeria, that's different.

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Put the bunny back in the box.

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Bart Simpson comes out the closet.

Davesprite scoping some choice ass.

Zombie basketball.

the olympics logo on what might be a tv. it might be a cabbage i'm not sure.

a statement used to convey a negative, the opposite of the word "yes"

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